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justinrampage:

The Super Mario Brothers Imagined as Grand Theft Auto Characters

Grand Theft Mario by Malaysian artist Amirul Hafiz is a kick ass collection of illustrations that imagine video game characters from Super Mario Brothers as car stealing thugs in the world of Grand Theft Auto.

catasters:

“Ok, let’s go shopping…”
Photo via Imgur

catasters:

“Ok, let’s go shopping…”

Photo via Imgur

xobreeox55:

things i am scared of doing: 

  • ordering food in a restaurant 
  • walking down a busy high street on my own 
  • talking to people on the phone 
  • eating in front of people 
  • asking for help in a shop 
  • meeting new people 
  • being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

pumpkinnqueenn:

fireandshellamari:


[Follow]

I think my followers deserve an adorable ball of pudge on their dashes today.

LOOK AT ITS NOSE!!!

pumpkinnqueenn:

fireandshellamari:

[Follow]

I think my followers deserve an adorable ball of pudge on their dashes today.

LOOK AT ITS NOSE!!!

acid-eater:

フラロク by そそだ

acid-eater:

フラロク by そそだ

chocolatecakeandcabbage:


Honey green tea sandwich cookies (Adapted from Bijouxs)Makes about 15 sandwiches
Cookies
½ cup unsalted butter, plus 2 tablespoons
¾ cup sugar
1 egg
½ teaspoon baking soda
1 ½ teaspoons white distilled vinegar
2 1/3 cups flour
½ teaspoon kosher salt
2 tablespoons matcha powder
Frosting
¼ cup butter, room temperature
½ cup cream cheese, room temperature
¼ cup honey
Whip the butter and sugar together in the bowl of an electric mixer until light and fluffy.
Add the egg and mix until combined.
Dissolve the baking side in the vinegar, and add it to the butter mixture. Mix until combined.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, salt, and matcha powder.
Slowly add the dry ingredients to the batter, mixing until a crumbly dough forms.
Use your hands to form the dough into a ball. Wrap it in plastic wrap and flatten to form a disk. Chill for 30 minutes.
Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 350ºF.
Once the dough has chilled, roll out half of it on a floured surface to a ¼-inch thickness. Keep the other half wrapped to keep it from drying out. Use a cookie cutter to cut your favorite shapes and transfer to a parchment-lined baking sheet., leaving about ½-inch between cookies. Repeat with remaining dough.
Bake for 8-10 minutes, until just beginning to turn golden brown. Let cool before frosting.
While the cookies cool, combine the butter, cream cheese, and honey in the bowl of an electric mixer and beat until well mixed.
Spread just under a tablespoon of frosting between two cookies and serve with a cup of warm tea!

chocolatecakeandcabbage:

Honey green tea sandwich cookies (Adapted from Bijouxs)
Makes about 15 sandwiches

Cookies

  • ½ cup unsalted butter, plus 2 tablespoons
  • ¾ cup sugar
  • 1 egg
  • ½ teaspoon baking soda
  • 1 ½ teaspoons white distilled vinegar
  • 2 1/3 cups flour
  • ½ teaspoon kosher salt
  • 2 tablespoons matcha powder

Frosting

  • ¼ cup butter, room temperature
  • ½ cup cream cheese, room temperature
  • ¼ cup honey
  1. Whip the butter and sugar together in the bowl of an electric mixer until light and fluffy.
  2. Add the egg and mix until combined.
  3. Dissolve the baking side in the vinegar, and add it to the butter mixture. Mix until combined.
  4. In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, salt, and matcha powder.
  5. Slowly add the dry ingredients to the batter, mixing until a crumbly dough forms.
  6. Use your hands to form the dough into a ball. Wrap it in plastic wrap and flatten to form a disk. Chill for 30 minutes.
  7. Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 350ºF.
  8. Once the dough has chilled, roll out half of it on a floured surface to a ¼-inch thickness. Keep the other half wrapped to keep it from drying out. Use a cookie cutter to cut your favorite shapes and transfer to a parchment-lined baking sheet., leaving about ½-inch between cookies. Repeat with remaining dough.
  9. Bake for 8-10 minutes, until just beginning to turn golden brown. Let cool before frosting.
  10. While the cookies cool, combine the butter, cream cheese, and honey in the bowl of an electric mixer and beat until well mixed.
  11. Spread just under a tablespoon of frosting between two cookies and serve with a cup of warm tea!
asahinaaoi:

transparent sakura-chan so she’d be on guard on your blog (^o^)
just kidding, why do i always make such boring poses when i feel like doing a proper drawing?!?

asahinaaoi:

transparent sakura-chan so she’d be on guard on your blog (^o^)

just kidding, why do i always make such boring poses when i feel like doing a proper drawing?!?

photogenicfelines:

(Chic*ka)
cancerlicious:

i just wanted to draw my babe okay
design by kaykonut and based on alisa’s drawing ah

cancerlicious:

i just wanted to draw my babe okay

design by kaykonut and based on alisa’s drawing ah

dusty-sketchbook:

fini-mun:

chaowaii:

orbana:

I giggled endlessly.

oH MY GOD

I laughed.

OH GOD I NEED SOME BLEACH FOR MY EYES…



NOT THAT KIND DAMNIT.

hotfudgehogsundae:

Hi there! I’m Slowduck! My arms are out to hug you! I hope my big goofy smile brightens your day too, huhuhu!!

hotfudgehogsundae:

Hi there! I’m Slowduck! My arms are out to hug you! I hope my big goofy smile brightens your day too, huhuhu!!